Before there were memes on social media, before Michael Scott popularized the phrase, “That’s what she said”, and when I was in college in the mid 90s, funny jokes, stories, and lists were shared by forwarding emails to just about everyone you knew.

This one stuck with me as it hit the sweet spot of combining Star Wars with middle school humor.

I have often gone back to this list when I am in need of a name for my Star Wars trivia team. The sixth grader in me finds so much mischievous joy in having the trivia host read one of these lines out loud to a large crowd. My satisfaction jumps up another level when the response is a burst of laughter.

When you are not at work, let the most immature version of yourself enjoy these lines from the Star Wars Saga taken out of context. 🤣

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Top Sexy Lines from the Original Star Wars Trilogy

A New Hope
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
6. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
4. “Sorry about the mess…”
3. “Look at the size of that thing!”
2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

The Empire Strikes Back
10. “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
9. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
8. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
7. “But now we must eat. Come, good food, come …”
6. “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
5. “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
4. “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
3. “Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
2. “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
1. “Control, control! You must learn control!”

Return of the Jedi:
13. “What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.” (C3PO)
12. “Hey, point that thing someplace else.” (Han)
11. “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.” (Emporer)
10. “You’re a jittery little thing, aren’t you?” (Leia)
9. “I never knew I had it in me.” (C3PO)
8. “Someone must’ve told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab.” (Lando)
7. “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.” (Luke)
6. “If I told you half the things I’ve heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you’d probably short circuit.” (C3PO)
5. “I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.” (Jerjerrod) with reply “Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.” (Darth)
4. “Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping — hold on. Grab it, almost…you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!” (Han) with “A little higher, just a little higher.” (Lando)
3. “Short help’s better than no help at all.” (Han)
2. “Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.” (Han)
1. “Back door, huh? Good idea!” (Han)